Monday 11 July 2011

The Epicness Of This Picture Made Me Faint

My dear friend Mr Frowning Bough has always said I have a flair for the dramatic. Which is why he and I get along so well. He is the hissy (note: I didn't say hussy) to my fit. Another 'thing' he and I share in common is our love for the Royals. We were the first two to admit, on Twitter, no less, that we were unabashedly watching the whole RoyalWeddingPalooza on television. And we did. We didn't budge through the whole damn thing. That we both lust after Prince Harry is moot.

So Will-Kate, right? LOVE them. Adore the Duchess and everything she wears and everything she does as is evidenced here, here and here. And here. So when Prince Willy and Kate went all Hollywood and turned up celebrity-like at the BAFTA 'Brits to Watch' Awards in L.A we went banana split! And that Alexander McQueen dress and five-and-a-half inch Jimmy Choos, .... she bettah werk!

We digress. The epicness of this picture is not only about how awesome these two are. It's that they're in a picture with someone who has been werking it so it don't need to werk no more. It is about them meeting Jennifer Lopez. They met friggin' J.LO whose rib cage was polished to a high sheen and on display in a cut-out Emilio Pucci gown, because, it is magnifico. Both the ribcage and Pucci, which makes her look all slinky-like. Jennifer is all about the ... Wee-liam ... Katerina .... welcome to my town, hijos! I'm Jenny and this is my Block! And Will-Kate are all atwitter - especially Kate who's all like "Haaayyy J.Lo!" - because they Just.Can't.Handle.The.Caliente. Can we all get on the floooor now.

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