Haus Of Gaga Takes On The Antipodes

1. Raunchy Cop? Stripper Cop? Cop with personality disorder? Cop who wants to give you, you and you all her lovin'
2. Debutante rebelling against the system by going sheer-crazy and screaming "UNDERPANTS" while shoving her bra in your face?
3. Loony artisocrat who takes sartorial clues from Cruella De Vil? With a Mickey and Minnie Mouse fixation. And a love for holy-mother-of-SLEEVES!

These are the guesses we're hazarding while looking at Lady Gaga's outfits on her trip to Sydney where's she's performing at the Town Hall on July 13. For all of you assuming a concert is involved, we hate to break it to you, but there is, only you can't go. The only way fans can attend is through a Facebook contest where each individual must post an image that demonstrates "just how monster they are".

Whatevs, being a monster (pun, intended) of a plane ride away, we don't care. *sniff*