The Oufit Even A Birkin Could Not Save

There are so many things wrong with this outfit Kourtney Kardashian is wearing, we're just going to enumerate them so the blackhole of our emotions doesn't overwhelm us.

1. Jumpsuits are hard to pull off
2. Jumpsuits are especially hard to pull off for vertically challenged people
3. Kourtney K. is wearing flats. Not helping the jumpsuit cause.
4. The jumpsuit is yellow and floral. *Ugh*
5. The jumpsuit is not doing pretty things to the stomach, hips, booty or boobage
6. That belt is seriously misplaced
7. The visible black bra is a Sex and the City experiment gone bad
8. The bottom looks like - excuse our crassness - a giant wedgie
9. Is she pregnant again? It makes her look like she's babied. 
10. The Birkin is a fine touch, but even it could not save this mess